23/06/2012

Statute of Limitations, Lifted

I am re-opening this blog to the public, so as it's archives may be put to use in the future. I will continue to blog anew, using a different set of skills.

I am no longer pursuing love online, and will therefor no longer update this blog, nor am I interested in any digital solicitations. So don't do that.

Enjoy, and please follow my new blog!

Your's truly,

03/01/2012

Incoming Message

Jan 03, 2012 – 12:13am

"Hi there Tall-giant-scientist. How are you?
-Tall-giant-graphic-designer
 
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25/12/2011

Entry Nineteen.
Ukel-my-lele

     Happy Holidays readers! Hopefully you are all somewhere snuggled up, warm, with your significant others, while I'm sitting here out in the cold by my lonesome.

     Nah, I kid - I'm at home with my wonderful family enjoying their company, and it's kinda quiet so I decided to do some writing.

     The German was kind of a fluke. I wasn't really trolling the website for anyone when I went out with her (she had messaged me, remember) and it also took us a couple weeks to nail down a date. It was also nearing the Holidays, and I figured it would be hard to coordinate anything with anyone, so I wasn't really looking for anyone when I stumbled upon The Burlesque Dancer. Her profile was the first in awhile that inspired me to write a message, so I did so. The Burlesque Dancer was a tall, red-haired, Ukelele playing, homeless, racoon-hat wearing, burlesque dancing, child-studies studying, East Coaster.

08/12/2011

Entry Eighteen.
Das German Ist Gut

     My date with Das German happened one night a couple of weeks ago in late November. I remember it being exceptionally cold that night - like, foreigners dressed in Canada Goose Jackets cold.

     Let's recap, Das German (DG) had messaged me on the site and we exchanged a few quick messages before adding each other to Facebook. She was couchsurfing her way across Canada before moving on to the rest of North America. She was really hot, in a blonde haired, blue eyed kind of way - like someone in a David Hasselhoff music video.

Das Deutsch Frauen
     Age: 24  Height: 5'5''
     Stats: ESL, blonde hair, blue eyed, tourist

01/12/2011

Outgoing Message

Dec 01, 2011 – 5:01pm

"I think precariously perched penguins might be a worry on wine Wednesdays - you should check in on that. And by the way, the alliteration in that last sentence wasn't an accident. How's your Thursday going? I think your profile is just fine, it's important to mention things like metacognition, shy weirdness and time travel up front. Just like insect phobias and facial-hair drama.

Have a good weekend,

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